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2006 Spring Season Tennis Scores
(spring equinox to summer solstice)
These scores really don't have anything to
do with Spectrum's business - they are the scores of
friendly matches played between Don and John in an attempt
to stay reasonably fit. The season winner earns a
lunch at the local Chinese buffet.
Commentary by Don
unless noted.
Spring 2006 matches: Don 12
John 11
Note: Hover on Bagel or Virtual Bagel
icons for more information about a specific
bagel.
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June 19 Don 6-3 6-3
Match time: 1:45 |
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Don wins in straight sets to take the season lead with
only 36 hours left in the spring season. John
won the first game of both sets, but each time Don
won 4 straight games to take control of the sets. |
John 11 Don 11
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June 16 John 6-4 1-6 6-4
Match time: 3:10
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John hangs on top tie the season in what was a long
morning match despite the short second set.
After an exceedingly long first set Don won the
second with a virtual bagel. But both players were waning towards the end of the
third set as John took more care than usual to move
Don around rather than going for
outright winners. The next match may decide
the season. |
Don 11 John 10
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June 14 Don 6-4 1-6 7-5
Match time: 2:50 |
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Don noses ahead again with a win in this morning
match. Both players were playing intelligent
points most of the time, resulting in long points
and games, except for the first four games of the
second set when Don had considerable Dixie syndrome
troubles. Don won a key game serving at 1-2 in
the third - an eleven deuce game, 3 break points
followed by 8 games points... |
John 10 Don 10
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June 12 John 6-2 7-6(7-5)
Match time: 2:00 |
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John levels the season with a straight set win on a
windy afternoon. Both players had points to
win every game in the first set (either a break
point or a game point) but John made a several great
gets to save what looked like winning shots for Don.
A professional tag-team of pain-in-the-ass kids
honed their skills by staging untimely distractions
throughout the match... |
Don 10 John 9
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June 5 Don 6-7(10-8) 6-4
6-1
Match time: 3:15 |
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Don edges ahead in the season race with a win in this
long three set match. Don had three set points
in the first set tiebreaker but John muscled his way
to net to take the first set. Don was up 5-2
in the second but John brought it back to 5-4 before
Don was able to close out the set. The third
set was Don's all the way, though John denies the
bagel by coming back from 0-40 to win his only game
in the third. |
John 9 Don 9
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June 1 John 6-2 6-4
Match time: 1:55 |
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John comes out strong again in this morning match, winning the 1st
set fairly easily. I should note that as we were walking towards the courts,
there was a large battalion [3 wide, as far as the eye could see] of young
children heading towards the park. The other court was invaded, but we held the
defensive line between the two courts. Their presence, and stray balls and
teachers, got into Don’s game, much more than John’s, and gave John the edge he
needed to tie the season up, winning the last three matches in straight sets.
John intentionally tried to speed the match up in the 2nd set, while
he was on a roll, knowing he needed to avoid a 3rd set. The next
match is anyone’s guess, as school is out… Commentary by John |
Don 9 John 8
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May 30 John 6-1 6-4
Match time: 1:50 |
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John powers his way to a second straight win over Don
in this humid evening match. Don let the first
set slip away and could never get ahead in the
second despite doing a little better on serve.
John continues to improve at net, not to mention his
magic auto lob shot that won several points on the
last to games. |
Don 9 John 7
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May 24 John 6-2 6-3
Match time: 1:40 |
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John breaks Don's 2 match winning streak w/ a decisive
win today in this morning match. Don was up 2-1 in
the 1st set, before John stormed back and won the
next 5 games. Both players were moving well on the
court, and made good gets. Don let "Dixie Syndrome"
set in in the 2nd, allowing John to capitalize, and
win the match.
With not much time left in the spring season, John
plans to focus, and better prepare for the next few
matches. Commentary by John
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Don 9 John 6
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May 22 Don 6-4 4-6 7-6(7-4)
Match time: 3:30 |
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Don extends his lead in this long, windy three set
marathon marked by frequent lets due to balls from
the adjacent court. John won four in a row
from 4-4 in the second set, but Don somehow managed
to make a couple passing shots when he needed them.
John was plagued by double faults while Don had
none. |
Don 8 John 6
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May 17 Don 3-6 7-5 7-6(7-4)
Match time: 2:46 |
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Don creeps ahead in the season race after a week of
rain as he takes another close 3 set match.
John was 2 points away from the match at 5-4 in the
second, but Don rallied to win 3 games in a row for
the set. Both players were feeling FATigued in
the third set - even Don was coming to net to
shorten points. John was within 2 points again
at 6-5 in the third, but Don scrapped his way into a
tiebreaker. Don has the edge this season in
three set matches (6-2) and in tiebreakers (also
6-2). |
Don 7 John 6
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May 9 John 6-1 6-4 Match time:
1:50
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John thwarts Don’s attempt to win 3 in a row in this mid season match. Don win’s
the 1st game easily, but John then wins 6 games straight to get the
VB. Don goes up 4-2 in the 2nd set before going Dixie [look-away,
look away], allowing John to win the next 4 games, and win the match on his 5th
match point. Don has been @ his “fighting weight” all this season, and continues
to surprise John by his court speed, while John feels like he’s carrying a 20 #
bag of potatoes. (commentary by John) |
Don 7 John 5
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May 4-6 Don 2-6 7-6(7-5)
6-1 Match time:
2:30 |
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This match began on the 4th was delayed by rain with
John up 3-1. John quickly took the first set, but
Don hung around to take the second set in a
tiebreaker. Don managed to keep John off the
net in the third as he edges ahead halfway through
the season. |
Don 6 John 5
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May 2 Don 6-4 7-5 Match time:
2:00 |
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Don picked up his net game and hit clean passing shots
to edge ahead in the season race. John came
back from 5-2 in the second to 5-5 before Don closed
the door. |
John 5 Don 5
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April 29 John 7-5 6-4 Match time:
1:50 |
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John controlled his over hitting habit to win in
straight sets by keeping the ball in play until Don
went Dixie. Don made a few good passing shots
but not enough to keep John off the net. |
Don 5 John 4
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April 27 Don 7-6(7-3) 7-6(7-3) Match time: 2:05 |
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Don edges ahead with a win in this evening match.
In both sets John came from behind to go up 6-5, but
Don managed his own mini comebacks to win in two
straight tiebreakers. |
John 4 Don 4
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April 25 John 6-4 7-5 Match time: 2:15 |
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John enjoyed winning the last match so much that he
did it again with the same score line. Mary
helped by bringing smoothies to the court on her way
back to work, not realizing that smoothies are to
John as spinach to Popeye. |
Don 4 John 3
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April 23 John 6-4 7-5 Match time: 2:00 |
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John comes off the disabled list to squeak out a
victory over Don on this fine Spring day. Don
had was up 4-2 in the first before John won 4 in a
row to take the set. John made several great
volleys near the end of the second set to hang onto
victory, knowing Don would have the edge if it went
to a third set. |
Don 4 John 3
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April 13 Don 4-6
7-6(8-6) 6-3 Match time: 2:45 |
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Don makes it three in a row with another three set win
on a windy 80 degree afternoon. John had match
point at 6-5 in the second set after coming back
from 3-5, but Don fended it off and took the second
set in a tiebreaker. Don jumped up 2-0 in the
third and was able to hold the lead throughout the
set. |
Don 3 John 2
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April 11 Don 6-7(7-5)
6-4 6-3 Match time: 2:50 |
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During the match Don saved a couple games from 0-40
down and another two from 15-40 down to eek out a
win in this late afternooon match (the third set was
played under the lights). |
Don 2 John 2
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April 9 Don 6-3
7-6(7-5) Match time: 2:20
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Don keeps the season even with a straight set win on a
sunny Sunday. Don came within a point of going
Hawaiian (5-0) on John in the second set, but John
found fought back to go up 6-5. Don saved 5
set points to force the second set tiebreaker. |
John 2 Don 1
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April 4 John 6-2
1-6 6-3 Match time: 2:00
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John pull out a win on a windy day in a match that
could have gone either way. John earned a vb
in the first set, but Don came back in the second,
going Hawaiian (5-0) before John fended off bagel in
the second. The swirling wind helped and
hindered both players. |
Don 1 John 1
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March 29 Don 6-7(9-7)
6-3 1-0 John ret
Match time: 2:15 |
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This match was postponed from early afternoon till
evening, and played under the lights. Don was
hitting his passing shots well and had a 5-2 lead in
the first set before John stormed back. Don
abandoned his glasses in the second set (too much
fog on the lenses due to high humidity and falling
temperature) and started playing zen tennis.
Sensing that John was FATigued Don ran John
mercilessly from side to side in the opening game of
the third set... |
John 1 Don 0
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March 27 John 6-3 4-6 6-2
Match time: 2:20 |
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John starts the season with a win, running Don hard
even though John knew Don hadn't slept well the
night before. Don hit a rare ace out wide and
made several difficult volleys, but John was a
virtual wall at net as he frustrated Don's attempts
to pass or lob. |
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